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Apeiron 4
| NewsMail |
After
all the hype in the press about Gameland writing future
history, the
outfit's apparently going to be in the red soon and boost the
jobless
figures. No wonder - what's supposed to come from a megalomaniac
investor hiring heaps of incompetent idiots, lesbians and
cripples to
start a project on a scale that would scare
off the biggest in the industry. Playing a little at the New Economy is
not nearly enough for this kind of venture.
Gameweaver
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| Robert |
Kaysa,
our
Don is fuming. I'll fly over and see what I can do.
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| Kaysa |
Christine,
cancel my Ayurveda weekend.
I'm staying in London.
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| Christine |
Hi Kaysa, don't
know if I
should share this with you.
I
went out with Bob again - and he drove me home afterwards. At
my
door I had a feeling he wanted more. So I asked him up. He was game and
then drank too much to be able to drive. So I offered him to stay the
night. He was there anyway. Well, I thought, if he wants to, I want to
as well. He said he'd have to get something quickly, went down to his
car and came back with a bag. Then he ordered food galore –
from
the sushi service, Chinese, and on top of it oranges, bananas,
raspberries and 2 kilos of icecream. We prepared everything together.
It was far too much and I thought who's going to eat all that. Then all
of a sudden he wanted me to strip. I did. Sit on the sofa. I did. Then
he starts fishing in his bag, pulls out a rope und asks me ever so
politely if he can tie me up. I thought "and then some", but I said
"yes". He tied me up. In an expert way, rather exciting. I sat on the
sofa tied up. Then he produced a torch from his bag and stuck it in
down there – and switched it on "flash". So I sat tied to the
sofa with the torch flashing from my pussy. Then he started garnishing
me with the fruit and the icecream, threw the stuff at me and jerked
off. The sofa is quite a sight now, you know. And I was really mad. He
didn't care about me at all. Left me sitting there like that and just
went away. It took me two hours to undo myself.
The
programmers
are back. Were on sick leave, the whole lot. Caught the flu smoking on
the balcony. Now they keep the new parking places in the multi-storey
car park occupied. Bob told them to remove their cars. I don't take him
coffee down any more and I want a new sofa from him.
I'm
thinking about taking steps. I'll be without a job soon anyway.
Everybody says we're going to go bust soon.
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Background noise of an American
airport.
Grünwald
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To
All. Report on my trip to the U.S.A. Our Don is not happy with the way
the project is developing. So I worked out a restructuring plan and
made him a proposal: The concept for Gameland will be refined and
adapted in strict accordance with marketing strategies.
Kaysa Ledig no longer manages the firm. Until new management is
appointed I'm in charge.
Tomorrow morning I'll be back at the office to explain the new
structure in detail. I want you to be in the big new conference room at
11hundred.
Kind regards, your
partner, M. Grünwald, Vice President.
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NewsMail
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How
about competent research into Gameland and our Don's other firms? Three
imminent insolvencies, staff member suicides, 300 redundancies so
far, rumours of illegal spyware in staff computers,
injunctions against top managers who bar each other from entering the
building and not a single word about it in the press where you can
still read that Gameland is an important player in the New Economy.
Hey journalists, interested in some genuine information?
Woodward and Bernstein
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| Christine |
To
All. An esteemed colleague of ours has been taken from our midst. The
late Martin Grünwald, vice president of our company, was
involved
in a severe car accident and died of his injuries this morning. The
funeral service will take place at St. Catherine's the day after
tomorrow.
Kaysa,
can I post it like this to the mailing list?
The car is a
wreck. Shall I order
a new one? It was your car. Regards, Christine.
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| Programmers |
We
wrote
a program. |
Sudden
outburst of
battle noises from an apocalyptic videogame.
The battle noise stops
abruptly.
| Chorus |
A man-made
world of man's own
choice
Will be no reason to rejoice,
There will
be naught but horror.
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| Schöpfer |
I
want a game, not
a massacre. |
| Chorus |
Destroy, don't enjoy -
Such is the creativity
Of
the hopeless.
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| Programmers |
But we're not
finished yet. We
want to show how blood flows when it does and that one can hear bones
breaking when they do.
Can
someone explain what this Apeiron thingy is supposed to
be about?
A dictionary.
We
need to look it up in a dictionary.
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| Schöpfer |
Kaysa,
the first
version of the demo world is a disaster. Fire the programmers!
At once would
be best.
And
hire new ones.
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| Kaysa |
Schöpfer,
we can't fire the programmers.
The presentation date has to
be kept.
Get used to it. This is our one chance.
Schöpfer,
what's going on? The demo is dreadful. Nothing but stupid
boom boom. We need more than that. |
| Schöpfer |
When
programmers
have their way, beware! |
| Chorus |
Forced
down on hard
ground a noble soul may fall,
And often those
who want the best
for all,
By pressing hard will trigger off the worst.
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| Employee |
Why
is there no
kitchen in the Design Department? All gone. The whole
kitchen. Dismantled. |
Aboard the
plane.
Keyboard
clattering on a laptop. Kaysa speaks softly to herself, changing a
phrase or two.
| Kaysa |
Ladies and
gentlemen,
Welcome
to Gameland, the new dimension of online entertainment, the
future of the Web that we want to present to you today, on 12 September
2001, here in New York.
It starts with a demoversion of
Online Adventure Gameland, then the visionary and investor, Don
Gameland, will address you ...
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| Captain |
Ladies
and Gentlemen,
This is your captain speaking to you.
Due
to current events in New York the airspace over the United States of
America is totally blocked for civil air traffic until further notice.
We have been given a new route and another airport to land in. We are
being redirected to Kangerlussuak in Greenland. We'll keep you informed
as soon as we receive further news ...
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Transition
to the TV news announcement of 9/11 first reporting on the air traffic
situation, then commenting on the events following the collapse of the
Twin Towers in New York. The news fades out gradually.
| Chorus |
A bold dream of the human race
Of the expanse in Cyberspace
Turned out to narrow its old world
And to increase its greed for gold.
Now they are back at their old place
And that will always be the case.
It's where forever they will stay.
They have not really been away.
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Design + text:
Christiane Bergfeld, Hamburg. All rights reserved.
Last
modified: 3 October 2009
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